Snookie Inquiry

Snookie, dog of unknown parentage but fine character.

The lady asked me, “What is that?”.

To which I replied, “HE is a dog named Snookie.

The lady said, “But what is he?”

I told her, “Of his parentage, I can not be sure. Of his character, he is a dog of the highest merit.”

Then I asked her, “Who are you?”.

Snookie, dog of the highest merit.